You should write cum dump on yourself and walk naked around where you live so that cock will fuck you

I don’t have to resort to those measures. I’m actually hot enough that I get most of my action from people I run into while fully clothed. 

But let’s play “what if” just for the fuck of it. 

Fantasy: 

I walk down the street with “CUM DUMP” written across my abdomen and an arrow pointing to my pussy. I skip through town and everywhere I go, I get bent over tables and taken in the grass by the horniest men. They don’t think twice about fucking me bareback and cumming in my pussy and I don’t care that they do! Ahahahaha! Who cares about diseases! This is fantasy! 

Reality:

If I were to streak in this town I would be promptly taken into the police station and then they would see it was me and they’d let me go and tell me not to wander around naked in public anymore. They would probably even ignore the cum dump writing on my body to be polite. I would have to wait for my man to pick me up and I’d have to explain my newest slut problem. He would be mad, but also laugh at me. 

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