slut-problems: Chet Chetterson had his own gym that he started…

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Chet Chetterson had his own gym that he started himself in his basement. As it grew he bought a space in a strip mall and his methods and techniques became quite popular in the small city he was based in. He wrote a book called, Tantric Fuckiilates which sold over a million copies in the year it was published. His methods spread to small upstart gyms all over the country, where his method was exploited into something resembling a cluster fuck. 

Chet became a small time celebrity and he moved to New York and opened a premier Fuckilates studio. At his gym, people had sex as their workout. He would randomly pair up partners at the beginning of the class, and by the end of the class every person would have had a chance to fuck each of their classmates. 

“Okay, if you are two lady partners grab two of the sterilized double-sided dildos from the bin and connect both sets of holes before we begin. The ladies went and chose their double sided dildos and began their sex. “Don’t forget to breathe,” Chet told them. “Breathe in, breathe out! Keep going now! Suck in those tummies!” 

Celebrities came to his studio and he loved pairing them up together in random configurations. The cameras weren’t allowed in the gym, but Chet loved it when  the press asked him what it was like to watch Emma Watson fuck Jack Black. He could never comment because one of the things that made his gym special was the code of anonymity. 

Suddenly, everyone had permission to cheat on their spouse in the name of exercise. His new exercise technique was the loophole in the prostitution laws. These people were paying to work out with each other, they weren’t paying for sex. They were paying for the sex workout that he provided. It was a genius plan that made Chet very, very rich. He went on all the talk shows promoting himself and he was finally the millionaire he had always dreamed of being. Plus, he did his own workouts and now he had his pick of whatever hot woman he wanted. Every hot woman wanted to be trained personally by Chet Chetterson. He was the new exercise guru and everyone wanted a piece. 

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