You jump at even the slightest opportunity to shamelessly promote your book. Doesn’t say much for its popularity or sales 😂

You’re an asshole for writing this ask. This is my blog and I will promote my book on it as I see fit. I won’t waste my time explaining my marketing plan to you. You’re obviously not the brightest. I’ve sold way more books than most indie authors ever dream of selling by shamelessly promoting myself. 

But I will take this opportunity to shamelessly promote my book and reblog this post often so I can laugh at it. 

Want a copy of my awesome and shamelessly promoted book

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